http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:01:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en At some point soon I hope that my learned (but not learned ) friend Professor Scott will be referring to this matter in a far more eloquent manner, but my outrage is immense and my time short. Iris Robinson suggested a few weeks ago that homosexuals were ‘curable’ and ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/08/13/chinless-fucking-wanker/ A filter exists, between my mind and my typing, protecting the tender inner parts of my psyche from the harsh eye of those who know me. Today it’s on holiday. This story begins the sleepless night I received my exam results after my second year at University. I’d failed and in ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/07/19/begin/ Thank you for not calling the authorities. I could have been lying here, in a pool of my own excreta. No-one’d have known. Thank you. http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/05/24/i-am-still-alive/ I don’t particularly like Brian Ashton, I don’t like his demeanour, the way he communicates ideas – he reminds me of a dour PE Teacher I had in middle school, loading his commentary with scathing, hidden criticism and damning everyone who wasn’t his favourites with faint praise. Watching his post-game ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/03/19/a-load-of-old-toot-about-rugby/ Last week the final episode of David Simon’s The Wire was leaked, I just finished watching it. I viewed the truncated season with mistrust, Season 4 had been powerful, funny and touching. It was also a dark, horrible slog to get through that ended on the blackest of low ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/03/09/30/ #1 - Belle Du Jour, The Intimate Adventures of a London Call-Girl by Belle De Jour #2 - The Further Adventures of a London Call-Girl by Belle De Jour (30/1/08) #3 - Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings by Greg Gutfeld (12/2/08) #4 - The Naked Jape by Jimmy Carr and Lucy ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/03/09/10412-february-2008/ Christmas 2006/7 I made the resolution to get a pilot screened at Channel 102, something which isn’t possible now since they’ve changed their name to Channel 101:NY. Immaterial, I still want to have something shown there - just because I don’t want to let yet another thing lapse ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/03/06/my-new-show/ The delicious Richard Martin has invented a new game, Trendspotting. You surf on over to http://www.google.com/trends and input two things of seemingly meaningless connection to see what is more popular, here are some of the more amusing. Leprosy v Doctor Who Leprosy is a constant year-on-year winner, but Doctor Who has some sort ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/02/28/trendspotting/ I had reached 2nd stage for a training contract in January this month but today received an email telling me I’d not made it to the 3rd. Which is a shame because that was the last application I had on the fire. It looks like I shall be repaying my ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/02/22/i-am-mad/ That dreaded Facebook sent me an email today with the following information. … your strengths: #2 funniest #3 best public speaker #4 most famous … your weaknesses: #140 most reliable #142 most kiss-able I’m of the opinion that if someone has felt the need to inform me that I’m neither kissable nor reliable, then it’s a good ... http://www.theclerisy.com/planeteleven/index.php/2008/02/16/unafraid-of-change/