ROBERT WEBB:
Hello! I’m a Mac
DAVID MITCHELL:
and I’m a PC!
ROBERT WEBB:
You know how with ordinary boring PC’s, in order to connect to the internet…
DAVID MITCHELL:
… you plug the modem cable into the modem hole, the other end into the phoneline, and off you go!
ROBERT WEBB:
Well we at Mac (Which is what I am), decided to make that easier on all of you, the mac way.
DAVID MITCHELL (Sneers derisivley)
Oh really?
ROBERT WEBB:
Yeah, because instead of needing a boring old modem put inside our computers because phone cables are relativley ubiquitous, instead, you’re going to need this
ROBERT WEBB pulls out from the shadows an Airport Extreme
DAVID MITCHELL:
So that’s your modem? A little white box?
ROBERT WEBB:
No! Because here’s the genius thing! This isn’t a modem, this is a router!
DAVID MITCHELL:
So basically all that does is what most wireless modems do already, but at twice the price and with half the functionality?
ROBERT WEBB:
and we’re shilling £130 for these fuckers, too.
DAVID MITCHELL:
You clever fucker.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/cult/a41914/in-video-life-on-mars-returns-to-bbc-one.html
‘Is it Gene Hunt?’
The Sam puppet nods
‘Is he kicking in a nonce’
The Sam puppet covers his eyes.
One of the smartest trailers I have ever seen for a TV show.
Apropos of that, mind you. I did look gorgeous last night.
Yeah, yeah. Bad form. I’m proud. Shut up.
Inspired by this I really, really want to get around to doing the job I set out to do nearly 3 years ago now - sort, organise and archive my complete body of work (Now coming up to 6 or 7 years worth of shit) online at Planeteleven, for the first time, properly - ever.
I honestly don’t know how in the hell I’m going to organise it though. Anyone got any suggestions?
A little pimp here for you all, the theatrical poster for Statutory, which I designed for my friends Oppenheim & Lambert. They’ve finally cast the damn thing, and the second they can get a camera, It’ll be lensed. Oh yes.
We partially have the internet. Oh yes.
and Damn your damnable treachery. Jason was awesome with Lorelai, they should have been together forever.
http://www.tv.com/gilmore-girls/tick-tick-tick-boom!/episode/309450/summary.html
Yes this is a post about my emotional involvement with a soap. Yes I do want someone to kill me
Do we really need a fucking Andrews Sister’s cover band?
Referencing Not a Small Thought #2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXK6odcFQh4
It only just occoured to me that I missed out a vital person in the retelling of this story - Davina McCall, who I ran past like a loon when she was shooting an episode of Streetmate in Norwich. I may have pushed her.
Oh the shame.
