An Open Letter to UEFA
http://www.uefa.com/uefa/keytopics/kind=512/newsid=839076.html
Dear Michel Platini,
We, the undersigned, hereby demand your immediate undertaking that if you, Sepp Blatter or any other members of UEFA’s hierachy have something stolen from you because of the corruption or idiocy of another, that you then publicly prostrate yourself upon whichever national or internet broadcasting site you choose and declare the following:
‘I utterly and totally accept that I have been robbed, violated or assaulted and in the interests of good sportsmanship I shall smile and declare myself to be a little velvet child, desperate for the approbation of those who seek to make me victim. I cannot declare this to be an unjust, nor appear angry or upset that I am become victim, for my superiors do not allow such behaviour’.
The price for not following such action is a unanimous boycott of all Sony, Vodafone, Hineken, Mastercard and related financial services and Ford products until such time as the 2009 European cup final is restaged with the legitimately successful teams from the quarter final stages, Manchester United and Chelsea Football Club again, by us, the undersigned.
