Detective Fiction
Detective Fiction, our brand new little show. I hope you enjoy.
Well, I hope you didn’t mind my little hiatus. I thought by leaving my tell-all article about Prudence T’Presbo as first article, it might increase the people with eyes looking at this portion of the intertubes. It improved them by a factor of minus three, cheers internet.
Anyway, onto new-things. I have in my hand a piece of paper, demanding £80 else all the Lawyers in the UK won’t let me be in their gang. Apparently £80 for the Solicitors Regulation Authority later, I get a free initiation tattoo from ‘Birdie’, a 22 stone mexican man with a penchant for drawing daggers driving through a bleeding textbook with ‘Law’ written on them, and choose my gang colours. (Civil lawyers have to wear a red bandana, Criminal Lawyers have to wear a beige one).
Since the last time I bothered to tell you about my video-making escapades, here’s what’s gone down:
Britain’s Fattest Teenager, submitted for Acceptable.tv was a reality show parody stemming from the tide of ‘Size Zero’ documentaries that were on TV at the time. It even recieved a comment from Rob Schrab, and got included on this thread here. I’m most proud of the fact that Rachel’s line ‘Everybody Eats Asparagus!’ got a reference here.
Philosophy A little film which has it’s key joke ruined by Youtube’s shitty compression. So cheers for that. Tube-bastards.
Peter André Taken from ‘Katie and Peter - The Next Chapter’, not even the blind, retarded, insane elephant-spawn of Dwight Yorke and Jordan likes Peter Andre, and that’s a fairly low threshold.
Enjoy, and I’ll see you on the flipside.
